My 1990s Graphic Skills, Political Commentary, and Xena, Warrior Princess

I was catching my roommate up on some of the recent political news, including McCain forgetting where Spain is and Palin putting herself ahead on the campaign ticket. I also mentioned something where I'd heard Palin referred to as "Moose Hunter Barbie." Sleepily, for she'd just rolled out of bed, my roommate remarks, "You know, I kind of think of Sarah Palin as the Republic Xena, Warrior Princess. McCain is totally little Gabrielle, whacking ineffectively at things with a big stick."

I could have been patient to do this in Photoshop, but somehow the 90's era Microsoft Paint graphics botch just makes this better somehow. I feel so Perez Hilton.